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Amos and Andy Kill Whitey
Holy Hunk (I Love Jesus)
"Don't Have Sex" (Pope John Paul II)
Teens
First Trimester Fetus: Criminal Mastermind

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Amos and Andy Kill Whitey Holy Hunk (I Love Jesus) "Don't Have Sex" (Pope John Paul II) Teens First Trimester Fetus: Criminal Mastermind Stephen Hawking's Sexy Brother Humor Editorial Big Friendly Dog Stan the African Pride Muffler Man Hot Lesbo Action Masterbation News with Doyle Redland Post-Natal Abortion Clinic Crimestarters Bitter Human Interest Reporter Information 411 Picking Up Girls The President's Historic Announcement Touch Tone Banking Ask the Virgin Garrison Keillor's L.A. Riots Rape, She Wrote 1-900-SWEET SNATCH Bedwetter's Choice Hotels Phone Sex with Mrs. Elaine Drolinson
	The Onion's Finest News Report
Onion Finest News Reporting, Volume 1: Introduction A Massive Oil Spill Results in Improved Wildlife Viscosity A Cop Kills His Own Partner and Vows to Track Himself Down NASA Is Baffled by the Failure of Its Straw Shuttle Clinton Has Been Seduced by a Suave International Diamond Thief An Area Bassist Is Felated High Court Bans Same-Sex Friendships The Amish Give Up A Giant Six-Year Old Devastates an Area Ant Community I Believe the Robots Are Our Future A Family of Four Has Been Rescued From a Burning House by a Homosexual Desperate Vegetarians Declare Cows Plants The Whale Market Is Targeted With New Plankton-Flavored Peanut Butter Chrisopher Reeve Is Placed Atop the Washington Monument Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta to the Ground Jesus Christ Has Hired an Associate Christ A Bluesman Claims Yemen Done Him Wrong Taco Bell Launches the New Morning-After Burrito A Zookeeper Is Savagely Raped by a Grizzly Bear The Jews Have Been Ordered Back to Egypt for Pyramid Duty Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia Those Motherfucking Robins Are on Thin Ice With Me Nine People Are Drawn and Quartered at an Out-Of-Hand Rennaissance Fair Neighbors Remember a Serial Killer as a Serial Killer Chrysler Discontinues Neck Belts Teachers Are Apalled by Poorly Written Teen Suicide Notes Mother Theresa Has Been Sent to Hell in a Wacky Afterlife Mix-Up A Buck-Naked Man Stresses the Importance of Proper Schooling Ants Demand a 23.9 Hour Work Day President Clinton Is Written Up by His "Total Bitch" Supervisor Congress Has Approved the Americans With No Abilities Act A New High-Viscosity Mayonnaise Will Help Americans Swallow The Collectable Plate Industry Has Called for the Tragic Death of Barbara Striesand Hitler Was Wrong! McDonald's Unveils a New All-Beef Bun The President's Head Has Been Sawed Off Philip Morris Lawyers Deny Cigarettes Are Cylindrical A New Cereal for the Poor Stays Crunchy in Water A Revolutionary New Asper-Shirt Relieves Torso Pain The Vatican Unveils Its New Pope Signal Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into the Forest A Local Wal-Mart Greeter Is at Death's Door Richard Simmons Is Fighting for His Life in an Estrogen Tent A Lucky Dead Student Gets His Own Page in the High School Yearbook The NRA Changes Its Focus From Guns to Penmanship I Am a Bad Ass Quincy Suspects Murder Jews Are Celebrating Rosh Hashasha, or Something Bourbon Helps an Area Carpet Salesman Forget About Carpeting for a While White Castle Plundered by Turks Rocker Ted Nugent's New Cologne Has Been Tested on Every Known Animal Don King Enjoys a Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich A Family Dog Is Suspected in a Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster An Utter Failure Plans to Spend the Rest of the Day in Bed Congress Has Lowered the Killing Age to Nineteen Scandal in the Special Olympics It's Not a Crack House, It's a Crack Home An Area Man Busts His Ass All Day, and for What? Mongol Warriors Have Sacked and Pillaged the U.S. A Hate Crime Bill Is Stalled by the Pro-Hate Lobby 80% of Americans Are in Favor of Storming the Castle and Destroying the Inhuman Monster A Man With Heart Disease Eagerly Awaits the Death of a Young Boy The Face of Jesus Is Seen on a Miracle Hippie An Ant Is Born Babies Are Stupid NRA President Charlton Heston - A Hebrew? A Coffeehouse Encounter Results in Conversation and Cunnilingus A Drunken Man Makes an Interesting Point About Society A Local Masturbator Gets All the Latest Swimwear News on E! Onion Finest News Reporting, Volume 1: Conclusion

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